In a decision that surprised some, and that also didn't surprise many, President Barack (the Messiah) Obama turned over the helm of the country to to the closest person with any White House experience, former President William Clinton. After introducing former President Clinton, the President hurriedly scurried off to attend a Christmas party, an area of expertise that the President excels in. This Clinton move was necessitated by the inability of governmental officials to locate Vice-President Biden. Former President Clinton has indicated that he would cooperate in the orderly transition of power to President designate Biden once he is found.
Sources close to President Obama have indicated that a growing realization that the office of the President of the United States was "not all it's cracked up to be", led to his decision. It has long been rumored that the President showed up in his early political career at the Illinois legislature, to vote "present", because it was a nice day to take a leisurely drive, and for no other reason. He certainly didn't introduce any noteworthy legislation in the Illinois legislature.
His disillusionment with the office of the Presidency took a precipitous plunge early on when it became apparent that the American people were interested in job creation which clashed with the Presidents desire to pursue a National Socialist Health Care Plan. It is also reported that the economy, foreign policy, human rights abuse issues in his Arab friends countries, are seriously cutting into his golf game and considered quite bothersome!
The aspects of the Presidency that Barack Obama does enjoy include flying around the world and acting important, apologizing for the United States being a leader in the world, free concerts at the WH from musical artists that a normal American can't afford to see, suing small states trying to defend themselves, ignoring laws he has sworn to uphold, providing employment to unemployable social malcontents and wackjobs, and making hard decisions like naming his dog!
Good riddens to bad rubbish!
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