I haven't received my invitation to the Royal Wedding yet! Have you? Everyone is all a twitter on this upcoming event, and I wait by my mail box on a daily basis, although I must admit that time is getting short.
I know another person who is waiting by her mail box... and she's going to waiting for a long time! To bad, so sad, cry me a river! She is reportedly furious at the snub and she should rightly direct her anger at her husband, President Smarty Pants.
To start his term of office, President Smarty Pants pulled some of the most bone headed moves I could ever imagine. He let the British know right away, what he thought of them, by sending a bust of Winston Churchill that was on indefinite loan from the British government, back to London. Then the President threw some salt on the wound and guaranteed that he would never see England in April, 2011 by telling everyone that the French were our best friends in Europe! OMG! Who said that this guy was smart? I was actually waiting in anticipation to see what amusing and horrifying choice she would make for a dress for the ceremony.
Let's see who the winners were. There are few surprises when it comes to the starting team, first string if you will. The leaders of the Commonwealth countries, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. Then, there were of course, all the Kings and Queens from Europe and surrounding countries, Spain, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Greece. Anyone see an Obama in this list?
The second string consists of the King of Jordan, Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi, Sultan of Oman, King of Bahrain, Sultan of Brunei, King of Saudi Arabia, Emperor of Japan, King of Thailand, and lastly, the King of Tonga! For the most part, people who would be honored to serve canape's at the reception if it weren't for oil! See any Obama's here? I didn't think so.
I would have given anything to be a fly on the wall during the wedding list conversation when the Obama's came up.
I may be coming off as a bit mean spirited, but I really do feel badly for Michelle and Barack. I have a plan to make her feel a bit better, and have a "virtual" wedding experience.
I am asking each and everyone here to record the TV coverage of the affair on a DVD', and after adding your personal touch in editing, sending your copy to:
First Lady Michelle Obama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania NW
Washington, DC
20500
The coverage begins on Fox News Channel at 4 a.m. ET, which, out here in Denver, is about bar time! I'm often up at bar time, but not coming home from a bar!
I'm really hoping that no one of importance from the Israeli government gets married, because I'd bet that that would also end in another well earned snub!
